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dogw00d:

I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love

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I remember when my best friend and I used to play at each others houses and whenever we heard the phone ring, we would hide because we thought it was one of our parents calling to tell us to come home. I miss those days. I miss my best friend.

teapayne:

#Thatsquidwardmoment where they engrave your trophy “Squidward Tortellini”

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  • boyfriend: we are breaking up
  • me: no

threepac:

my sisters’ friend just had a baby girl called Hannifer

Hannifer

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